Aight so boom, the scene spans from the sky to an aerial view over Hanagakure, the place is fucking beautiful best believe it if you ever been there. Now, it is not called the Village Hidden in the Flowers for no reason, they are everywhere like the damn plague. Ya know what though, with the assortment of colors they definitely bring a more "homey" feel than that giant metal scrap heap, surrounding a lake, in the middle of a forest. All eyes on you Amegakure, like seriously? Who writes and comes up with the setting for these things?
Everything is peaceful here unlike other parts of the world, people could not ask for a better place to stay at, children frolicked throughout the plains without a care in the world. Between you and me, shit was about to hit the fan because ya know what. When was the last time the kage had been seen, two weeks? Three weeks? Nevertheless, the cries of distress came from the noisy children as they enclosed something or possibly someone in a group huddle.
Them scary ass kids dipped faster than roaches when the lights come on, and good thing to because they had just awakened the man of the hour. Now, how ya boy got there in the first place was still a bit of a mystery that he was still piecing together, them eyes were glossier than a crackheads at midnight and he couldn't stop excessively blinking, but still he tried to make sense of the world. The boy was Rō Kifū Sōichirō, a newly appointed genin out to bring fame and good fortune to his family's name like those before, by the looks of things he was not off to a good start. I mean just look at him, genetics could not have dealt him an even worse hand. Yea sure, the ladies loved the hint of chocolate that the little redbone had amongst the pasty palettes they were accustomed to being around, but it's not like he was a finesse god. Have you seen his hair? The bushy mop made him look like a Pomeranian's asshole, lightly bleached n a heart shape, but just for presentation. Fuck you corgis, you Weiner dog rejects! The hair gods didn't bless ya boy and not a single person in the village was cold with the blade, thus he was forced to suffer until he made the trip back home.
*Blink*Blink*
Rō finally sat up, with his head on a swivel he surveyed the area as his hands patted his body down checking for all of his shit. The normal stuff; assorted weapons,notebook, gummy bears, etc… Then, it finally hit him, and when it did the boy went whiter than the Klan at the Ferguson protests. His notebook was missing, basically an extension of his brain, without it how would he communicate? How would people know what he wanted? Oh no!?! The kid was practically shitting himself, and being the little drama king that he was he made a spectacle out of it in the open. A flaring of nostrils and arms, pouty lip and all. The embodiment of a big baby. A cloud of dust kicked up as he dusted his clothes off, being dirty never bothered him being a farmhand on the Sōichirō, but what did was having his possessions stolen.
He sighed, it was not the end of the world and from time to time the budding Shinobi had to remind himself of this. Ya see that people, two dimensional characters it's not hard, just takes some effort and you bet your sweet ass Rō is going to have a bumpy ride getting to the top. Shouldn't be long, at least in his mind. The kid had skill, don't get me wrong, definitely top tier for his class, but the top was a steep hike and faced with the likes of shit fathomable only in nightmares. *Pop* Looks like he got hungry, the little temper tantrum worked up a mild appetite or at the least a craving for sugar, and knowing him his handy dandy candy was plenty for his satisfaction. Gummy bears, an assortment of GOOD flavors, unlike that jelly bean crap.
On his shoulder the manifestation of a god, well at least at first glance, sat on his shoulder in the form of the one tailed beast aka ya boy Tanuki, though in truth, it was nothing more than a mass of sand fashioned and fixed to that form by an act of Rō's chakra control. See, told ya the boy had skills, but just wait until he found the little shit(s) that had his notebook, and thus he walked on in search of anyone with a connection. The tanuki fed him gummy bears from its belly like the wholesome little devil creature it likened in appearance.
Everything is peaceful here unlike other parts of the world, people could not ask for a better place to stay at, children frolicked throughout the plains without a care in the world. Between you and me, shit was about to hit the fan because ya know what. When was the last time the kage had been seen, two weeks? Three weeks? Nevertheless, the cries of distress came from the noisy children as they enclosed something or possibly someone in a group huddle.
"Who is he?"
"Is he dead?"
"Should we go get help?"
"Nah he's breathing, hey what's that?"
"A notebook? Hey! He's been writing about us!"
"I don't gave a big nose..."
"Yeaaa... you kind of do"
"SHUT IT, KIKYO!.. Uh oh, I think I woke him..."
"RUUUNNNN"
Them scary ass kids dipped faster than roaches when the lights come on, and good thing to because they had just awakened the man of the hour. Now, how ya boy got there in the first place was still a bit of a mystery that he was still piecing together, them eyes were glossier than a crackheads at midnight and he couldn't stop excessively blinking, but still he tried to make sense of the world. The boy was Rō Kifū Sōichirō, a newly appointed genin out to bring fame and good fortune to his family's name like those before, by the looks of things he was not off to a good start. I mean just look at him, genetics could not have dealt him an even worse hand. Yea sure, the ladies loved the hint of chocolate that the little redbone had amongst the pasty palettes they were accustomed to being around, but it's not like he was a finesse god. Have you seen his hair? The bushy mop made him look like a Pomeranian's asshole, lightly bleached n a heart shape, but just for presentation. Fuck you corgis, you Weiner dog rejects! The hair gods didn't bless ya boy and not a single person in the village was cold with the blade, thus he was forced to suffer until he made the trip back home.
*Blink*Blink*
Rō finally sat up, with his head on a swivel he surveyed the area as his hands patted his body down checking for all of his shit. The normal stuff; assorted weapons,notebook, gummy bears, etc… Then, it finally hit him, and when it did the boy went whiter than the Klan at the Ferguson protests. His notebook was missing, basically an extension of his brain, without it how would he communicate? How would people know what he wanted? Oh no!?! The kid was practically shitting himself, and being the little drama king that he was he made a spectacle out of it in the open. A flaring of nostrils and arms, pouty lip and all. The embodiment of a big baby. A cloud of dust kicked up as he dusted his clothes off, being dirty never bothered him being a farmhand on the Sōichirō, but what did was having his possessions stolen.
He sighed, it was not the end of the world and from time to time the budding Shinobi had to remind himself of this. Ya see that people, two dimensional characters it's not hard, just takes some effort and you bet your sweet ass Rō is going to have a bumpy ride getting to the top. Shouldn't be long, at least in his mind. The kid had skill, don't get me wrong, definitely top tier for his class, but the top was a steep hike and faced with the likes of shit fathomable only in nightmares. *Pop* Looks like he got hungry, the little temper tantrum worked up a mild appetite or at the least a craving for sugar, and knowing him his handy dandy candy was plenty for his satisfaction. Gummy bears, an assortment of GOOD flavors, unlike that jelly bean crap.
On his shoulder the manifestation of a god, well at least at first glance, sat on his shoulder in the form of the one tailed beast aka ya boy Tanuki, though in truth, it was nothing more than a mass of sand fashioned and fixed to that form by an act of Rō's chakra control. See, told ya the boy had skills, but just wait until he found the little shit(s) that had his notebook, and thus he walked on in search of anyone with a connection. The tanuki fed him gummy bears from its belly like the wholesome little devil creature it likened in appearance.
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